I have more than 1,000 page views.
In fact, I have more than 1,100 page views!
When did this happen? Well, it's ok, because I still don't have many watchers or get many comments.
It's a shame I'm ashamed of 90% of the artwork I produce and don't post anything. Also, almost everything I do for class is in a digital format (including video). Most drawings I do are in the margins of notes.

BUT I'm heading off to figure drawing in 30 minutes, so let's hope I make some nice drawings this year!

THANK YOU AMERICA FOR REGAINING MY TRUST!
maybe just for the time being, but, still.

I'm so happy with this election! 1 - 20 -09, get over here!

BUT, well, I'll see how many.

Dear ,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but you're a pervert. I think I realized it last year outside of Chicago, and I saw you sit on Manchester United's goalkeeper. I'm sure you're man enough to understand that Santa doesn't exist. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep your mom as a memory You should also know that I always wanted to break our friendship.

In pain,


TAG:

(hah, I have 2 people to tag.)

(note - number 11 I don't actually prefer water, but "eggplant-fetishism" made no sense.)


Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

-> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal) :

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister


2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes


3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos -
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife


4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out


5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk


6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed


7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks


8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service


9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college


10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked


11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics


12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family

Stole this shiiiit from Kate 'cause her answers were amusing and I am bored.

1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT??
Unda' my lip is a scar from fallin' out of a tree and my front teeth puncturing the skin. YUP.

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM?
Music and Movie posters

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP?
I'm quiet.

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?
Indie Folk
Alternative
Pretentious Stuff

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN?
1:something PM

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW?
To be happy

7. WHAT/WHO DO YOU MISS?
Kirby the Schnoodle

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)?
Thaddeus maybz? All my penguin plushies?

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU?
5'3" and too short to model on the runway

10. YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC?
Not really

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK?
Maybe if I am alone and outside and there is a bear nearby.

12. LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY?
I cry a lot, but because of a person? Maybe josh from like a year ago.

13. WHAT’S YOUR WORST FEAR?
Failure. OWAIT. .. I already feel like one.
Death.

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOUR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE ( OR SAME ) SEX?
No preference. I just like hotness.

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO AT?
I don't see it happening.

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK?
Hot chocolate?

17. FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING?
CHEEZE

18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?
Chipotle
Chipotle
Chipotle
Chipotle


19. FAVORITE COLOUR OF ALL TIME?
UGH I DON"T KNOW
Yellow Brown or Blue

20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH?
Aw hell na'

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECEIVED?
life

22. DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?
YES I DO
Don't tell him ;D ;D ;D

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED?
No.

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND?
Stuff I cannot afford.
Urban Outfitters maybe.

25. WHO IS YOUR FAV FEMALE/MALE CELEBRITY?
MALE: MORGAN FREEMAN
FEMALE: KEIRA KNIGHTLEY

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW?
Kirby the Schnoodle

27. WHAT KIND IS IT?
A Schnoodle.
HALF Schnauzer, HALF Poodle

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING?
Why would that make me fall in love?

29. ARE YOU AWESOME?
SHIT SON YES I AM

30. SAY A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED
42

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
Redheads

32. FAVORITE QUOTE?
"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today because it's already tomorrow in Australia" - Charles Schultz

33. FAVORITE PLACE?
Bedroom
OR
Beach on Hawaii (most likely by myself, or with a non-existent significant other.)

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA?
CANADUH

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES?
Chocolate

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS?
Musicians you don't know of

37. FIRST JOB?
A Page at a Library. Hahhhhh what a great job title.

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL?
Maybs

39. DO YOU THINK EVERYONE OUT THERE HAS A SOULMATE?
I don't even think we have soulmates.

40. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE YOU FILLED THIS OUT?
Being bored.

41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY?
Non

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST?
My hair

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES?
For five fucking years

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Happiness
I do not ask for gifts I dunno

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT?
N O N E

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
A suggestion in a baby names book

47. WHAT IS THE BIGGEST TURN OFF OF THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Womanizing

48. WHAT IS ONE THING YOU LIKE ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL?
I do not have to go anymore

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE?
Matrix right now but it sucks

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
It looks like shit

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT?
Honey Turkeyyyyy

52. ANY BAD HABITS?
Being reserved to the point people think I hate them?
Complaining. A lot.

53. ARE YOU A JEALOUS PERSON?
Fake jealous person. Lots of people have meaningless things that I wish I had. Like awesome wardrobes. And boyfriends.

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU?
I think I'd find myself annoying

55. DO YOU AGREE WITH FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS?
Yeah kind of

56. DO LOOKS MATTER?
You are so lying if you say they don't matter at all.

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER?
I kind of explode

58. PIRATES OR NINJAS?
Pirates.

59. WHAT’S YOUR MAIN GOAL IN LIFE?
PIXAR SENIOR CREATIVE TEAM!

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD?
Smokey the Husky

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE?
Maybe 20, but that is pushing it

62.WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A LITTLE KID?
Yup

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM?
No.



Get it?

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE?
Mac and Cheeeeesseee

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL?
Him not being creeped out by me
and then all the other stuff

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES?
None

67. FAVORITE SUPER POWER?
FREEZING TIME!

68. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW?
Scrubs and The Office
(Jim + Pam forever!)

69.WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO DEAL WITH YOUR ENEMIES?
Run awaayyy!
Nah, I am just nice to them

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOR?
Oshit I dunno.
Phish Food Ben and Jerry's maybe

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES?
YUP

72. DO YOU HAVE A COMPUTER IN YOUR ROOM?
Sup' Thaddeus

73. PLANS FOR TONIGHT?
Sleep?

74. WHAT'S THE FASTEST YOU'VE EVER GONE IN A CAR?
Not very fast

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO?
Blind Pilot kind of

77. LAST THING YOU DRANK?
Water

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?
Marina about 2 days ago. I don't get phone calls often.

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX?
Hair, Clothing

80. WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
Draw, sleep, listen to moosiq

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE?
Ryan Reizman

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR?
June maybe

83. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TYPE OF CANDY?
Chocolate with Caramel IN IT

84. HAVE YOU EVER REALLY AND TRULY HAD A BEST FRIEND?
Yes, but we are not close anymore

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOR?
RED MOTHER FUCKA'S

86. WHAT IS YOUR EYE COLOUR?
Green

87. SHOE SIZE?
Woman's 7.5
but I can squeeze into 7's, and fit into 8's

88. FAVORITE FAST FOOD PLACE?
Chipotle

89. FAVORITE RESTAURANT?
Las Palmas

90. DO YOU LIKE SUSHI?
I only eat California rolls, grudgingly

91. WATCH TV TODAY?
Not yet

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR?
My Birthday 'cause people pretend to like me and I get lots of facebook notifications. Lulz

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS?
I am thinking about learning the ukulele

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT?
Liberalz

95. KISSES OR HUGS?
Kisssssss

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS?
Relationships.

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT?
Cute new books - ankle high

98. DO YOU HAVE LOW SELF ESTEEM OR A HIGH SELF ESTEEM?
Quite low

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING?
Slowly re-reading "American Gods" by Neil Gaiman

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
ahahahahhahahaha
hahah
ahh...

oh that was a good one.

So I have deleted some deviiations, and I am kind of cleaning up my gallery.
I think I should delete more stuff, but I guess that all depends on how ashamed of my work I really am.

Anyways, if you look there are now folders for work I have done and all that neat stuff. So, yay. I'm guessing that, over time, "Cartooning" will grow the most.

Ta'